Lawyers soon to suffer at hands of New World Order

SOME GOOD NEWS IF YOU HATE LAWYERS

Caricature of William Ballantine. Caption read...

Caricature of William Ballantine. Caption reads “He resisted the temptation to cross-examine a Prince of the blood”. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

A law conference called the 8th Annual LawTech Summit & Awards is soon to be held on 12th & 13th September 2013 at Outrigger Little Hastings St, Resort, Noosa in Queensland. Now that the mainstream media have declared that Queensland is home of the New World Order according to Channel 7′s Today Tonight‘s Report on the Queensland Plan (read the implementation of the United Nations Agenda 21 program), and the good news, if you generally despise lawyers, is that they will all soon be out of a job and will be lining up at the soup kitchens.  Hooray!

The website says that lawyers are next for tech-driven outsourcing.  Bet there are plenty of you having a glass of champagne over that good news (sucked in Benjamin Pan of Pan and Partners and QUT tutor and Stewart Webster, Barrister – looks like you’ll be out of a job sooner than I could have hoped).

The keynote speaker Lawtech Summit, Mr Kowalski says computers themselves will take over much of the brain work that keeps lawyers in jobs.  See, we always suspected lawyers had a case of vacuous incoherence, motivated by money to the exclusion of actually thinking about what they were arguing about.  So you lawyers, you have done yourselves out of your own job.  Congratulations!

You see, the Fabian Socialists and Freemasons are sneaky bastards.  Their motto is two steps forward, one step back, but now they have taken one step too far.

Now that the Satanists have gotten in their little clause in the Carbon Tax Act and Carbon Farming Act that computers will make the decisions with Magistrates enforcing the decision, the New World Order is asking itself, well if Campbell Newman and the Parliament are God, and the Statutes are King, we don’t need lawyers, we just need a Law App.

Disclaimer:  The Law App does not come with batteries, nor instructions.  The Queensland Government takes no responsibility nor liability for programing or other errors or agendas that may appear in decisions from time to time.  There is no button for Human Rights so stop looking.  All decisions of management are final.

Lawyers, welcome to the New World Order.  You are now obsolete.  Ha Ha Ha.

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